This App Lets You Fake Background Noises On Your Phone When Your Girlfriend Calls And You're Out Partying

Haven’t we all been in one of those tight situations where we’ve wanted to go and grab a drink with the boys, but the wife thinks it’s high time that you two spent some ‘quality time’ together. And while you love her, you need to kick back every once in a while. Sometimes, when you’ve been ballsy enough, you’ve probably just done it anyway. But eventually, you had to experience all hell breaking loose on being caught! Well, Richard Hardy sure does empathize, and that’s probably why he created this genius app called Bardis Teleporter.

What’s Bardis Teleporter, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s only just the greatest mobile app ever. Bardis Teleporter helps you to switch to a background noise of your choice. So, you could be in a Guns n’ Roses concert and she’d never know.

The name of the app was an inspiration from ‘Tardis’, the police box time machine from Dr. Who. Just like the Tardis helps the doctor transport to anywhere he wants to go, the Bardiselps you pretend to be in a place where you want to be, but aren’t. All prayers answered, right?

The 40-year-old app developer said that the idea was generated one day when he was out in a pub with a couple of his friends. While all of them hung out, one of the buds kept getting constant calls from his wife. But he couldn’t answer because she’d flip out if she knew where he was. So to avoid conflict, he decided to ignore the phone calls instead of confronting her. The others started to make jokes about how they could create background noises to help him disguise where he was and that’s when it hit Richard. He had the perfect idea for the perfect app!

After five months of building and designing, Richard managed to execute the idea perfectly. It is free to download and we suggest that’s the first thing you should be doing after reading this.

Richard went ahead to quote that, “There are far too many people out there who need the Bardis Teleporter in their life.” And we completely agree.